Hey BOY! (spits a wad of tobacco juice) ya’all got a license to drive that thang, BOY? (spits another wad of tobacco juice) Is that thang paid for, BOY? You some kinda PIMP, BOY? Whut’s in them bags, BOY? Yew got a REE-ceet fer that stuff in them bags, BOY? (spits another wad of tobacco juice). Speak to me BOY! Whassa matter, cat got yer tongue, BOY? (Spits another smelly wad of odiferous tobacco juice).
This makes sense… Because riding the bus would be embarassing? Anyways, All I know is next time he better wear a hair net, because obviously at those high speeds it appears the wind seems to be blowing some sort of dust off his head. Either way I hear dandruff and carbon monoxide make a great seasoning for meats.
I am just wondering if the Walmart bags are evenly distrubited so as that when the turn the corner going the remarkble speed of 5 mph they don’t flip over.
Makes more sense than a lot of the junk on here. I’d rather drive this around than one of those candy bar wrapper beaters. Unless it was raining. Or I needed to go faster than 10 MPH.
Bubba’s Lawncare & Taxi Service…. we do more than just grass!!!
We do weed man; pick-up & deliveries.
We’re mules & we’ll even haul yo ‘mama to da grocery ‘sto if the price is right. Food stamps, cash, & eight balls accepted (no personal checks or 3rd party social security checks; don’t even try passing me yo or somebody else’s plastic…we both no its hot or no good!).
I think I actually saw this guy or one of his relatives once. Believe it or not it was on the interstate too.
The crack head was actually so messed up he was driving perpendicular across 4 lanes of 70+ mile/hour traffic on the darned lawnmower.
Our vechile & several others were slamming on their brakes & swerving to miss him as he seemingly mumbled to himself oblivious to what was going on around him.
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT THEM. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE CRAZY LAWNMOWER NEGROS? & THE BUCKTOOTHED INBRED HILLBILLIES?
LAMO here still but i’m with the ones that give him credit for thinking of putting it together.I would have never thought of doing that myself.Times are tough like one said you do what you got to do to get by and it beats walking. Maybe.I also love his shirt “Priceless”
Driving Miss Maisy?
My brother Dave Semenyck has one of these!
One mow ride
they see me rollin’….they be hatin’…
I think the back of his shirt sums it up pretty well…”Priceless”!
wow…..
lol I’m not even sure what to say!!! I’m cracking up hear. That’s soooooo funny and yet soooo creative! Give him props for putting it together.
Guess they couldn’t find a bicycle built for two…
Movin’ on up just took on a whole new meaning.
I love how the huy already has the shirt labeled “priceless”.
*guy
Movin’ on up just took on a whole new meaning!!
She’s all dressed up for walmart! It might beher sunday best she has on.
his shirt says it all…..priceless
Hey….times are tough. I guess ya do what ya gotta do!
At least he’s wearing a helmet. What? What do you mean he’s not?
Mad ghetto.
the drivers shirt says it all
they be roll’n on 24″ son!
Hey BOY! (spits a wad of tobacco juice) ya’all got a license to drive that thang, BOY? (spits another wad of tobacco juice) Is that thang paid for, BOY? You some kinda PIMP, BOY? Whut’s in them bags, BOY? Yew got a REE-ceet fer that stuff in them bags, BOY? (spits another wad of tobacco juice). Speak to me BOY! Whassa matter, cat got yer tongue, BOY? (Spits another smelly wad of odiferous tobacco juice).
Ya know
he didn’t even bother to remove the Sav-a-Lot placards from the basket
This must be true love for the guy to fuck up his lawn ride to haul his old lady around.
Let’s hope it stalls on the tracks at just the right moment
This HAS to be in Florida.
Anyone wanna take a guess if the guy is on probation? Can’t get license? “Owns” his own lawn care business?
This makes sense… Because riding the bus would be embarassing? Anyways, All I know is next time he better wear a hair net, because obviously at those high speeds it appears the wind seems to be blowing some sort of dust off his head. Either way I hear dandruff and carbon monoxide make a great seasoning for meats.
Getting her there in style….dont know what style but some style….
hey ya’ll the miss ghetto parade is in town
I am just wondering if the Walmart bags are evenly distrubited so as that when the turn the corner going the remarkble speed of 5 mph they don’t flip over.
sure fire signs that the so called economy is the crapper
I’m guessing he either doesn’t have/lost his license or has no car/it’s broken down. Neccesity is, after all, the mother of invention.
All..my…friends…know the mow rider.
Ok are they from WV
That’s one fine convertable!
I understand that if someone has a DUI or suspended license they can drive something like this without a license. …and it’d be uninsured too!
The ultimate pimp ride..i think we all need one..gonna go do that now..
A to B, people. A to B.
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You mean…. Driving Miss LAZY
Farm equipment…riding farm equipment
that’s very creative. you do what you gotta do to survive!
Afro-American engineering at its best.
So, if she can’t walk, how the hell does she get into that fancy ride?
Is that what is meant by the bac
k of the bus?
Sweet, it just needs to be orange and have CHEETOS painted on it!
Off the road, it get 4 yards per gallon.
Makes more sense than a lot of the junk on here. I’d rather drive this around than one of those candy bar wrapper beaters. Unless it was raining. Or I needed to go faster than 10 MPH.
Ole blue gums there!!!! Such ignorant crap!!!! Only a jig would be seen trashing themselves up like that.
sure hope that bar hanging down dont hit something.it looks like it is set to IMPALE
Yup Back in the day this was called the (mother in law seat)
Erector sets were a good investmentlast christmas; ain’t no way RADIO was ever gonna pass them tests to get his liscense no ways.
Bubba’s Lawncare & Taxi Service…. we do more than just grass!!!
We do weed man; pick-up & deliveries.
We’re mules & we’ll even haul yo ‘mama to da grocery ‘sto if the price is right. Food stamps, cash, & eight balls accepted (no personal checks or 3rd party social security checks; don’t even try passing me yo or somebody else’s plastic…we both no its hot or no good!).
Sure it says SAV-A-LOT, officer!? Watcha think I’m out here ripping people off? Hell no, THE MAN, makin’ it hard enuff on us colored folk.
Now you gonna give me a ticket or am I gonna hafta call my cuz’n OJ’s lawya to purse-sue you pigmie colored crackers on hairassmint charges???
I think I actually saw this guy or one of his relatives once. Believe it or not it was on the interstate too.
The crack head was actually so messed up he was driving perpendicular across 4 lanes of 70+ mile/hour traffic on the darned lawnmower.
Our vechile & several others were slamming on their brakes & swerving to miss him as he seemingly mumbled to himself oblivious to what was going on around him.
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT THEM. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE CRAZY LAWNMOWER NEGROS? & THE BUCKTOOTHED INBRED HILLBILLIES?
LAMO here still but i’m with the ones that give him credit for thinking of putting it together.I would have never thought of doing that myself.Times are tough like one said you do what you got to do to get by and it beats walking. Maybe.I also love his shirt “Priceless”
way cool.
is that Don King and his wife?
All joking aside, I have to admit I am impressed with the overall design. Bet he would have made some awesome LEGO stuff when he was a kid…