Sunny D’s On It

California

Face The Facts

New York

What do you mean I wasn’t accepted to art school? Don’t those a#$holes know what abstract means. I mean… I could draw a proportional face if I wanted to do.

2 Legit

Texas

You know that People of Walmart picture of the paint huffer? Yeah…this is his car.

The King

Virginia

Only in Virginia would they put Elvis f#$king Presley on the hood of a Mercury. Michael Jackson maybe, but Elvis?

What A Life Saver!

Arkansas

Now this is how you promote diversity in schools.